Traveler's alert!
In your contining journey, you may have noticed that the citizens of the great state of Maine have recently declined to allow same sex marriage through a statewide referendum. My own journey having never taken me to that state, I only know it through the works of Stephen King, so I believe it to be populated by vampires, monsters, ghosts, possesed cars, demonic dogs and tormented, psychokinetic high school girls. Not a place the vagabond wants to end up in! Well, evidently we have photographic evidence that, besides the hyperactive horror novel population, a large contingent of rednecks reside in our most New English of states. Having seen this, my incredulity at the recent decision of Maine voters evaporated instantly.
Dear residents of Maine,
The Vagabond way hereby and forthwith boycotts your narrow minded, redneck, bigoted and ingnorant state. We also inform you of your nomination for our new "Moron of the Week Award." Vagabond thinks you have the inside track for this weeks award. Congratulations, asshats!
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